The High Cost of Useless Alerts: Why SIEMs No Longer Make Sense
Sept 01, 2025
At some point in the last decade, SIEMs turned into that one friend who always promises to help you move, then shows up late, eats all your pizza, and still expects gas money. They were supposed to deliver centralized visibility and faster investigations. Instead, most SOC teams ended up with endless alerts, eye-watering bills, and dashboards that look impressive on the big screen but don't actually stop attackers. So, how did we end up here? A short history: when SIEMs were actually useful Back when firewalls were still exciting, SIEMs solved a real problem: logs scattered everywhere, auditors breathing down your neck, and no way to answer "who logged into what, when?" Then came the "next-gen" era. Vendors promised smarter detection, correlations across your stack, and even a pinch of threat intel. The promise was fewer false positives and a faster response. But instead of taming noise, NG SIEMs just amplified it. It was like turning up the volume on a broken radio and calling ...